This form will send your IP address to the webmaster. The webmaster swears on all the fish in the world that she will not use this information to track you down and thwack you gently (or otherwise) with a large trout. The webmaster does not particularly care about who you are or where you live. The webmaster enabled IP logging only so she knows whose house to napalm if someone sends her unsolicited commercial email or has smelly feet. Smelly feet suck.